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I’ve just finished writing a book on penguins, but in hindsight it would have been better to do on paper. 35
/r/oneliners, 2023-12-08, 09:29:06
Virgin Jell-O shots is just jello from the store so does that make homemade Jell-O extra virgin Jell-O shots? 0

/r/oneliners, 2023-12-08, 05:23:13
The expression “if the shoe fits wear it” is responsible for putting cobblers out of work for decades. 0

/r/oneliners, 2023-12-07, 17:23:04
If you see someone repeating the line roses are red violets are blue over and over again they could be color blind and just got a job at a flower shop. 1

/r/oneliners, 2023-12-07, 17:16:30
I always thought Dr’s have terrible handwriting because of all the impromptu prostate exams they had to give. 0

/r/oneliners, 2023-12-07, 17:04:55
Fridges are just freezers that weren’t cool enough. 3

/r/oneliners, 2023-12-07, 17:00:45
Reckless drivers are losers—Wreckless drivers get the W 2
/r/oneliners, 2023-12-07, 13:36:56
I said to Mariah Carey you can make more than one kind of bread, she replied "there's only one thing I knead" 0
/r/oneliners, 2023-12-06, 08:01:24
I called my doctor’s office but he wasn’t available cause he was occupied with 6 cases of Covid….He’s alright now though. 1
/r/oneliners, 2023-12-02, 01:15:22
Crustaceans take the Clambulance to the hospital when they get injured. 0
/r/oneliners, 2023-11-29, 01:08:19
Hindsight is not 20/20 if you have bad astigmatism. 1
/r/oneliners, 2023-11-20, 02:35:32
If my body is a temple, who I am to prevent people from entering the house of the lord? 1
/r/oneliners, 2023-11-20, 02:34:44
If I could have sex with anyone living or dead, I'd pick living. 7
/r/oneliners, 2023-11-19, 02:12:06
I'm sad as speech-to-text recognition software doesn't recognize me... 0
/r/oneliners, 2023-11-13, 00:07:28
I woke up this morning and found stir fry all over my bed because I was evidently sleep woking. 14
/r/oneliners, 2023-11-04, 18:49:38
A lot of people are afraid of death, maybe they should try exposure therapy 1

/r/oneliners, 2023-11-03, 23:27:00
If you eat bad middle eastern food, you'll falafel. 6
/r/oneliners, 2023-10-30, 00:08:01
eradicating bloodlines in my middle name 0
/r/oneliners, 2023-10-24, 23:33:16
If a cliff was stressed out a Dr would prescribe erosion to help take the edge off. 1

/r/oneliners, 2023-10-23, 05:46:53
During sex there’s a vas deferens between the male penis and the female vagina. 0
/r/oneliners, 2023-10-23, 02:49:23
Being a grammar Nazi means Fuher mistakes 1

/r/oneliners, 2023-07-27, 00:05:45
I'm dying to get cancer treatment 10
/r/oneliners, 2023-07-08, 19:26:30
The only way I consider Wheaties the breakfast of champions is if the other team forfeit. 9

/r/oneliners, 2023-07-05, 00:06:48
Did you know Jesus wasn't even born on July 4th? 6
/r/oneliners, 2023-07-04, 15:31:37
I bought a map of the world, but returned it because it didn't have my couch on it. 0
/r/oneliners, 2023-07-04, 10:49:48
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/r/oneliners, 2023-08-02, 09:41:06 , 4 score

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/r/oneliners, 2023-08-01, 01:42:57 , 2 score , -0.94 sentiment rating

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-31, 22:43:07 , 3 score , -0.38 sentiment rating

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-30, 23:12:18 , 1 score

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-30, 21:50:38 , 1 score

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-30, 18:35:18 , 2 score

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-30, 18:34:46 , 1 score

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-30, 18:31:59 , 2 score , -0.49 sentiment rating

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-30, 14:22:00 , 2 score , -0.36 sentiment rating

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-30, 02:26:34 , 1 score , +0.55 sentiment rating

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-29, 22:33:21 , 1 score

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-29, 18:43:52 , 2 score

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-29, 14:14:02 , 0 score

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-29, 14:13:38 , 0 score , +0.46 sentiment rating

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-29, 13:38:07 , 2 score

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-29, 10:27:46 , 2 score

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-29, 09:42:40 , 2 score , +0.25 sentiment rating

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-29, 03:51:14 , 1 score , -0.57 sentiment rating

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-29, 03:17:03 , 1 score , -0.66 sentiment rating

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-29, 03:14:56 , 1 score , -0.35 sentiment rating

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-29, 03:14:45 , 1 score

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/r/oneliners, 2023-07-28, 19:40:39 , 1 score

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